Friday, May 19, 2017

True Horror Stories From the Deep Woods


From the Swamp Dweller youtube channel comes 5 true horror stories from the deep woods. Sometimes bigfoot isn't all you have to worry about.

49 comments:

  1. Dr. Squat here. Kaboom sir! Bada-bing! There it is son! A picture to blow you minds!! (A leaf with a crayon mark on it.) BOOM!

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    1. ^ Yet you offer up NADA in regards to pics,video and field research.!!

      Wham Bam Thankyou Mam!

      a.c.collins

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  2. Its no surprise that iktomi is keeping a low profile after dr johnsons "big reveal". What an embarassement.

    I usually laugh at this stuff but im afraid i just feel fuking sorry for him and his followers sitting through a 4 hour display of mental illness.

    Im not sure what was more tragic. That a clan of 12 elders mindspoke to him to tell him that patty intentionally allowed herself to be filmed by reducing her vibrational frequency (im not making this up). Or perhaps it was his "free energy" device which is used to open a portal to save all the bigfoots from their dying planet. Jesus fuking christ.

    Then there was the claim of a time travel portal in which a teradactyl was seen.

    Bigfootery is done. It is absolutely done.

    Lets not forget iktomis stance on eye witness testimonials from trained professionals. No doubt that only counts when the story fits his preconceived fantasy ape man.

    Deluded. Smoked. Done.

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    1. http://www2.isu.edu/rhi/pdf/JSE-303-Meldrum.pdf

      The paper published in the Journal of Scientific Exploration, Vol. 30, No. 3, pp. 356–374, 2016.

      Nobody cares about Johnson. People care about evidence. Unlucky Stuey... You just can't get a break.

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    2. And as if by magic here he is. Unlucky that you have zero actual bigfoots or evidence thereof. Its ok though they are just cloaking right;) Nobody cares about johnson? He had his packed out footer audience hanging on his every word. I love how you try so hard to bring legitimacy to the topic and then in one foul swoop you are blown out the water by a story of a cloaked bigfoot named zorth fixing a mans problem where he has one leg longer than the other. Fantastic.

      Smoked like a kipper.

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    3. Nobody cares about Cloaking and silly nonsense like that. In fact, the very small amount of the population who are even aware of it, accounts for the likes you. People care about evidence;

      http://www2.isu.edu/rhi/pdf/JSE-303-Meldrum.pdf

      Unlucky Stuey... You just can't get a break. The anger is palpable.

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    4. The forest people are magic human hybrids, right Iktomi? Don't even get me started on Dogmen

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    5. Remember Chaka from land of the lost? He's a Bigfoot, fact! Remember the sleestak and the time barrier? Portals, fact! Write this stuff down Iktomi, it will all be in my peer reviewed paper

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    6. Johnson, Meldrum....all these odd bigfooters getting degrees to try to validate these total lies. Disgraceful.

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    7. DS has a dr degree as well....but his barkpigs and dogfish are real.

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    8. D'you know who's disgrace? You are Stuey, to your pseudosceptical peers. Six years and still nothing to show for it. And when Meldrum's "lies" are far beyond getting published in journals, you'll still be here every day of your life reassuring yourself & thinking you have a world audience at the same time.

      "Bigfoot" is the only fringe topic where it's "sceptics" are more demented than its enthusiasts.

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    9. Don't worry ikdummy, the next 50 years will bring even more blurry photos, portals, and faked prints...and you'll be a 85 year old "man" who never found bigfoot.

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    10. Hahahaha!!!


      "Bigfoot" is the only fringe topic where it's "sceptics" are more demented than its enthusiasts.

      I forgot how much I love this.

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    11. It's unbelievably true. I mean, somehow the "skeptics" keep up on all the news, they watch every video and often update me with the goings on (and I know they exist).

      Truely a weird bunch.

      Good to see you Chick and Iktomi. Keep up the excellent work of schooling these banana heads.

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    12. Hey Chick and Vegas, are any of you by any chance taking ages to load up comment sections?

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    13. Yes lol! I'm running multiple BFE tabs to try to work around it. I was thinking it might be because I am running ad blocker but it was only a guess.

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    14. You chimps haven't found the way to circumvent blogspots hold ups?

      Ikdummies ...all of you.

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    15. MY BFE PAGES HAVE NEVER LOADED SO FAST!!,,, WUT UP WIT DAT?


      a.c.collins

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    16. Sorry... As we're not computer nerds who don't know how to get around things like being banned from multiple blogs... We're not really clued up on stuff like that.

      I'd rather be a chimp that's ten of a psycho-stalker-nerd.

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    17. @ 10:02, You should stop projecting, And just stay in your public restroom toilet stall -W- Pepperoni pizza in hand. LOL!!!

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    18. AC Collins esq (Dan Honcho Campbell Larkin)

      https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/68/3c/38/683c3866a3c16dac2862838faa1886f9.jpg


      heh heh heh!!

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    19. DADGUM, YOU (Chick&lowiqmi)TWO,,,how did y'all ever figure it out??


      "WRONG KNUCKLEHEADS"! !
      HAAA HAAA HAAAA LOL!!!!!

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    20. Hey AC Collins, I informed Iktomi (and his various sock puppets) that if he comments here more than one day per week, I would post all of his personal details. So far he's abided by the terms!

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    21. You don't know anything about me, weirdo.

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    22. And it's a sure sign of your blood boiling when you bust out the personal details threats.

      : p

      Silly little coward.

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    23. Hey mr.BS @11:28 I HEAR YA!!
      AND .Check out IKDUMMY having a near MENTAL BREAKDOWN!! in his comments @ 11:34 & 11:39,
      Ikdummy is just about ready to STROKE OUT!!! HAAA HAAA HAA LOL!!

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    24. Accusing someone of feeling emotions that you are intentionally trying to provoke, is yet another sign of psychopathy.

      And using the word "projection" three times a week doesn't make it any less obvious you're seething.

      How d'ya like them apples?

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    25. It's funny watching Stuey get folded like a piece of paper.  You're losing badly Stuey...  most intelligent people would know when to give up.  But being smart is obviously not your thing.  Thanks for the entertainment Iktomi!

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    26. No kidding- its just beautiful to read hahaha!!

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    27. -"Its just beutiful to read"^
      It Shure Was!! ha ha ha ha ha!

      WTF? LOL..

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    28. Sad because he was laughed at by at least three people while trying his hardest. ^

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    29. More like 4 sockpuppets ^ BOY!

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    30. Ment for @12:34 ^ derp

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  3. None of you have ever been deep in the woods.
    None of you have ever done any research. I am the only one with a spectacular track record of finding crytipds !
    The other day I found a snakeman coming out from a tree !
    Holy crap !
    Beyond awesome !
    Mega kaboom !

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ8jQZ3j1gY

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    1. The fake DS is almost as annoying as the real DS.

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    2. It's a very good impression, I have to say that. But nothing will come quite as close to the real shudder one experiences when one see's coco the clown's comments.

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    3. The shudder ikbl0wme experiences is when J Meldrim releases the building blocks of life into his Welsh sycophant's mangina.

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    4. Was that you trying to raise that bar, Stuey?

      (Yawn)

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    5. HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!!! ikky's rictor is the best place to find DNA samples.

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    6. Six years of practicing intimidation and that's all you can muster?

      (Sigh)

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    7. "IkBl0mi"?LOl.I'D,,consider that raising the bar a notch!

      HAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!

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    8. That stuff is funny to a 16 year old. How could I possibly be offended by that? Why don't you publish my personal details? Now that would upset me... What's the hold up? You've got them right?

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    9. Just shows how ignorant you are Ikdummy !
      still waiting for you to show me one photo.You have a little over a year left, Shouldn't be that hard , I get many every day within 5 minutes so why can't you ?
      Epic failure !

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    10. @12:44,I'm quite shure 12:41 was merely trying to communicate at your level,
      so dont have a major malfunction mate !


      Joe

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  4. Iktomi knows more about Sasquatch than all of you put together. He happens to hold a PhD in Bigfootery Sciences issued by the Ray Palmer School of Ballyhoo at Trump University. So there.

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