This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Sounds mouldy.
ReplyDeleteI mean muldly.
DeleteDivers should have kept their mouth shut !
ReplyDeleteClive, could I get an email address please. I would love to send you my encounter.
DeleteF. Jones
No !
DeleteI'm getting a whiff of buckskin belly and rubber asshole from you.
I don't even think your real name is F !
And don't ask how I know what that smells like !
DeleteI don't know why you wont give it to me clive. My intentions are pure. I would never lie when it comes to bigfoot. I am a very religious man and a leader at my church. As for my name, I have an unusual first name handed down from my grandpa, and so most people just know me as FJ. If you must know, my full name is Fetalbug Jones III. I prefer F. Jones though. I just sent John Spoke another email, so I will let you guys know the outcome. Take care, and please reconsider sending me your email. I think you would love my encounter.
DeleteF. Jones
Evening out of control guy,
DeleteWhy don't you take that big ol brain of yours and put it to some good use ?
It's not to late for you to become a civil member.
...Apologies would be required of course.
Hi Clive. Sorry but you have me mistaken, im not crazy and I have never said anything to anyone here to warrant an apology. I only arrived here the day before yesterday.
DeleteI did hear back from John Spoke, and from what he tells me, he may be able to get video footage of an upcoming bigfoot sky burial. He is not sure though, because they can sense cameras. He believes its a psychic ability that they have. According to him, sasquatch invades your mind through projection and determines your intent, and if your intentions are no good, then you will never see them. Spoke believes that if people only looked up into the trees as they walked through the forest, that the would see dozens of bigfoot in the right places. I was shocked to hear this, but John is such an esteemed figure, that its hard to argue. I will let you guys know when I hear back from John soon. He is currently working on a way to block there mental powers, and if he can overcome them, then he is sure he can get sky burial footage.
Talk to you guys soon
F. Jones
^ PMSL
DeleteNo bigfooter should ever venture into the forests, cough park, without a Magneto Helmet
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That was basically what John Spoke was talking about. A type of helmet that could block a bigfoots ability to protrude into ones mind. It sounds strange, but he is steadfast in his opinions. Its a unique idea that may just work. I am keeping my fingers crossed, that he may be able to develop some type of clothing that could shield his whole body, which would allow him to finally film a sky burial. Its all very interesting.
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Has John considered hypnosis? As this may block the brain or intention centre that bigfoot reads? I think it is worthy to consider. Simply hypnotize a person and then when bigfoot appears have them pre-programmed to switch instantly into Death Star mode and blow bigfoots brains out.
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