Townsendmedia's emails are hilarious!


OMG! These comments from people posting on Townsendmedia's YouTube channel are hilarious! We've never heard so much anger being directed towards someone before (except Dyer). One person even accused him of being a "CIA debunker". So, what are people upset about? Listen to him read his email messages below:

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    1. MMG IS THE MOST PWNED FOOTER IN ALL OF THE FOOTIN COMUNITY!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!

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    2. Poor pwned guy. Did I upset you?

      Awwwwwww......

      MMG

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  2. pwned like Melba Ketchum by Nature Journal

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    1. A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."
      PWNED

      Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

      It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
      "Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

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  3. Pwned like FBFB's YouTube channel.

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  4. Pwned like Bob Heironymous sweating his balls off in a smelly ape suit and then getting stiffed for his cut ....

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  5. Pwned is as dead as firsting. Come up with something better. We're all going to be here for awhile.

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    1. The fake spambot comment someone came up with on the Fringe News post has potential. I already cribbed it...

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    2. There's a Jumbo bag of Cheetos and a 6pk of Mountain Dew in it for ya if you cease and desist. Think long and hard about that one. Box of Hot Pockets for continual good behavior.

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    3. The Pwned/Bwned guy cannot resist dem cheetos.

      He likes the cheese smell on his fingers.

      MMG

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    4. MMG thinks there are thousands of 8 foot apes roaming around America LOL!!!!

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  6. The emails that townsendmedia is receiving really are funny. If we had more people on Youtube like this who called out hoaxers like sas Ontario, and the plethora of other phonies, maybe some of the BS researchers (who ONLY want subscribers) would go away.

    Having to deal with all the delusional nutbags who make some of these comments would be disturbing for me.

    As long as these hoaxers continue to keep a cult following, they will be here to stay.

    Like me...I am part of the bigfoot evidence cult!

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  7. For some reason, this site makes me want to grow a mullet and crack a Budweiser...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    1. Actually I have a mullet on the grow!
      But, I drink Molson Canadian.

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    2. you must be a fellow hoser...cool.

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    3. No, but I know the "Hoser Way"

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  9. I was wondering if you ever thought of changing the layout of your website?
    Its very well written; I love what youve got to say.

    But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with
    it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having one or two pictures.
    Maybe you could space it out better?

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    1. Mito! My main man! Watchoo been doin wif yo bad self?

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  10. Pwned like mulder in the dark

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  11. Pwned like Janice carter taking a lie detector test

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    1. Hey, I still wanna bid on that book of hers on e-bay!
      But Darn! I live in Canada so I can't!!

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  12. Pwned like joseph fritzl on an episode of cribs

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  13. Pwned like Meldrum during his tenure review.

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  14. pwned like sasfooty scooping up bear poop into a bag

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  15. Pwned like Sylvia Browne when Amanda Berry was found alive.

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  16. pwned like sweatyyeti when Microsoft paint crashes

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  17. Pwned like Fasano on a Stairmaster.

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  18. pwned like joe black when his trail cameras got confiscated

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    1. ^or, by Finding Bigfoot's Renae Holland. Practically suggesting he is looney for seeing what he wants to see.
      A year ago I was excited about his Youtube videos. Since then, not so much.

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    2. the dudes lost it completely

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    3. He was teetering on the edge it only took a gentle nudge.

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  19. pwned like choosing ketchum to look at your best "bigfoot samples"

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  20. Pwned like Wally's bank account.

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  21. Pwned like Smeja on a vegan diet.

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  22. pwned like a bigfoot bleever thinking its no issue that Patterson drew the exact bigfoot he filmed prior to the filming

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  23. pwned like todd standing on an episode of finding bigfoot

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  24. pwned like hiring a publicist that goes by the name of "forestpeople"

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  25. Pwned like Dyer at a spelling bee.

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    1. The fat ugly pwned/bwned guy sure knows his bigfoot.

      Former bleever who got screwed (not pwned) by Standing/Dyer/Fasano/ Biscardi.

      We feel your pain you fat screwed up mess.

      Now GTFO.

      MMG

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    2. ^ ignores the other sixty pwned posts but the Dyer one sets him off.

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    3. MMG is a PWNED platinum member who STILL believes he will get to see "Hank" loolololol!!!!!!!!

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    4. Marauder of Male Genitalia.

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    5. MMG stands for My Moms Genitals

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    6. Your nearly there just substitute "stands" for "slams"

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    1. ..lol...Good one! I told you guys this shit is funny...

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  27. Who wants to jack this dick!?

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    1. I would like to jack that dick. Call me at 888-661-4456

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    2. Rick Dyer? Mmmm, bet he's a master jacker!!

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  28. This dude is insane. Hope he gets shut down for copyright.

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  31. footers really believe there are thousands of 8 foot apes running around America???????????

    WOW JUST WOW.

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    1. TOO RIGHT BUDDY!!!!

      THERES A REASON BIGFOOT GETS BUNDLED IN WITH THE REST OF THE PARANORMAL LOONEY TOONERS!!!

      COS ITS LOOONEY TOONS!!!!!!!

      (NOT ALL CAPS GUY, JUST GOT BROKEN KEYBOARD)

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    2. Stop talking to yourself.

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  32. pwned like a runny mud helmet

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  34. Shawn needs to make videos of our comments.

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