Thursday, March 7, 2013

Bigfoot (giant lemur) feeding on termites?


Bigfoot researcher Jon S. found this strange dug out tree that he can't rationally explain other than "it was a hungry Bigfoot looking for termites".

"Take a look and if you have a better explanation let me know but I'm coming up blank!" he wrote on Facebook. Here's the explanation for why he thinks it's the work of a squatch:

I found this very strange dug out tree. It looks like it was carved into by a bigfoot using a piece of metal as a tool. The area this was found has a lot of metal junk laying around so it's possible. The hole was around 10 inches high, and 5 inches deep with sharp tool marks in green wood, not a dead tree. There were some termites very deep inside the tree. The second smaller hole was 8 inches high and around 4 inches across. There were also several small holes that were in a strait line, and still much larger and deeper than I've ever seen woodpecker holes. Also when is the last time you have ever seen a woodpecker dig in a perfectly strait line? There were no small exploratory pecks like I've seen woodpeckers make. The bark was shaved off like with a tool something else inconsistent with them. The wood chips on the ground were still very green, and showed signs of being worked with a tool. This was filmed in early march and the hole appeared to be less than one month old at most.

Posted by Shawn at 3/07/2013 06:14:00 PM

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    1. SAR you well-mustachioed bastard!

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    2. Do any idiots know if bigfoots exist?

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    3. They certainly do exist, in a half-wit's imagination.

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    4. No, sorry to say son. They don't exist. Now go on with your life, and good luck.

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    5. Nope no Bigfoot, not a woodpecker either. Its made by humans. Environmentalist, Fish and Wild life people go into areas having populations of would peckers and assist in opening holes for them to nest in. Consider it a helping hand to boost the nesting population of wood peckers, as well as, promoting more insects to inhabit the dead or dieing tree.

      Environmental 101

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    6. You have just ruined all bleevers wet dream. But thanks for this scientific explanation, definitely more believable.

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    7. I have to admit, that was the greatest "first" ever.

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    8. Not that low to the ground they don't, predators etc. Know what you are talking about before you post. That being said, this is a total fake. It's really Melba's twat after that "special encounter".

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    9. Anon 9:0, what's a "would" pecker? Are you Melba Ketchum? I'd like some proof these "would" peckers exist. I'll expect a copy of your findings for peer review soon. Wow you really are an amazing genetics scientist! how many new species have you found in the last year?

      The above has been brought to you by Smashy76

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    10. Omg Smashy76 that was a horrible mistake made by a poster on a shitty BF site! Thank you for pointing it out in your mind numbing sarcastic manor. Wonderful job and we all hope you keep trolling this site for more English errors!!! F'ing Looser

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    11. Woodpeckers are awesome !

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  4. My guess would be a storm trooper trying to find an ewok.

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    2. If your going to claim to be a Wookiee at least spell it right dumbass

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    3. ^^^ Menstruating Star Wars groupie.

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    1. The sides of the larger hole show signs of being cut with a chainsaw so I guess the squirrels have tooled up recently

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    2. Conclusion of this video: NOT BIGFOOT.

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    3. this is bigfoots version of a rubber inflatable woman

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  6. Definitely a bigfoot. No other explanation for this.

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    1. I don't see Rictor hiding in the tree.

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    2. Now you know what Ketchups crotch looked like after she woke up.
      It was layed open like it was hit with a axe.
      Squatch Nuts

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  8. http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2013/03/bigfoot-giant-lemur-feeding-on-termites.html#moretop

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  9. Oh my goodness - when's the last line of woodpecker holes I've seen - today! BF my a**! A great example of over the top.

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  10. (Ken).. those ole wood hens make nice neet holes don't they now.

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  11. Here is a picture of a Bigfoot looking through a camera:

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=428609803888703&set=a.401817533234597.93549.401805363235814&type=1&theater

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  12. Let the "giant lemur" comments go. It's getting LAME as hell.

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    2. Nuff said, can we call it a red assed Gibbon for a few weeks to mix it up?
      One eyed Wookie

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    3. How bout a red assed Chimp man service

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    4. i tink that maybe the bigfoots is a gaint type lemurr. Especially around the mouth and anus.

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    5. Thank you for calling a moratorium on stupid lemur jokes.

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  13. Bears dig for bugs n honey or whatever like this all over north america. Nothing out of the ordinary.

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  15. ..lol...Long time Hoaxer Biscardi"I am close to catching a bigfoot"
    Long time Hoaxer Standing" I will soon show you bigfoot footage"
    Naive Newbie Footer Jon S " I found a hole in a tree, I think bigfoot did it".

    60 years of bigfooting summarized in 3 posts....

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  16. The title says it all. Pileated woodpecker. Large chisel edged bill for hammering out holes for bugs. BF would need some type of sharp edged tool, this is not the work of gnawing fangs or long claws. Simplest explanation is always the best.

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  17. The title says it all. Pileated woodpecker. Large chisel edged bill for hammering out holes for bugs. BF would need some type of sharp edged tool, this is not the work of gnawing fangs or long claws. Simplest explanation is always the best.

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  18. The title says it all. Pileated woodpecker. Large chisel edged bill for hammering out holes for bugs. BF would need some type of sharp edged tool, this is not the work of gnawing fangs or long claws. Simplest explanation is always the best.

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    1. he writes right on the video "but on further research it appears to be a Pileated woodpecker hole"

      Moneymaker is still on the fence though...why would termites be in THAT tree?

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    2. Damn!!

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    3. Wrong. It was actually a "pleated" woodpecker. Smaller, but very snazzy dressers.

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  19. Clearly it makes sense for a 8 foot tall giant lemur man hybrid weighing upwards of 800lbs to expend that much energy chipping away at a tree for "some termites".

    Go back to putting cameras in stuffed animals.

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  20. The lemur was looking for keebler elves

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    1. Perhaps he wanted his nuts placed in their cookies. Oh my, what would Jesus say?

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  21. Why would Bigfoot waste so much energy? Think logically, numb-skull bleebers.

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    1. but but but, there were some termites! Natures' little energy bars. They go good sprinkled on top of pancakes too.



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    1. if you live in a wooded area, don't go outside...may catch a round from a pro killer with an itchy trigger finger

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  23. That was definitely done by a bigfoot.

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  24. Me likes termites. Bigfoot likes blueberry bagels. Big bird likes taterholes.

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  25. Bigfoot is like the friend most of us never had.

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  26. Friends, not many of us have them. friends...

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    1. We're all just lonely losers posting everyday about Bigfoot.

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  27. Jon S, what must your mother think?

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  28. Jon S, what must your mother think?

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  29. Squatch glory hole with DNA expert on other side, in another dimension, sitting next to a lemur. Obviously.

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  30. There hasn't been a clear picture of a bigfoot ever. There hasn't been any evidence of bigfoot except "people's" stories. Thus, I believe we've all been had.

    The people that make money off bigfoot know this. It's like flying saucers and ghost. Its (if your good at it) a money machine.

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