This Former Would-Be Contestant For The "10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty” Is Uber Pissed He Didn't Get The Job


The "10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty" is set to begin filming this spring and one contestant has already been kicked off the team. According to various sources, 18 lucky people will be chosen to star in the new reality TV show where they will be tasked with searching for evidence of Bigfoot. The winner(s) of the contest will be given a $10 million check-- that's if they can prove that Bigfoot exists. Who Forted blog reported that Tim Holmes, the star of "The Bigfoot Hunter: Still Searching", got a call this morning that he had been "canned" from the show. In typical Holmes fashion, he made this video telling us how pissed off he is at Spike TV and the talent agency who made him look like a "jackass" in front of his family while auditioning early last year:



Here's the transcript courtesy of Who Forted blog:

“I’m pretty sure they’re going to edit some fake stuff in there.. [..] Now, I just want to apologize to all my friends on here, I want to apologize to everybody for letting these people, Spike TV and this talent agency (for) coming down here and making me look like a jackass in front of all of you. I am a real Bigfoot hunter and I am searching for Bigfoot and I don’t need no fucking reality show to come down here and disrespect me and everybody down here who is searching for Bigfoot. I will find Bigfoot in the end and I don’t need ten million damn dollars to do it. If I find Bigfoot, I’m not gonna kill it…[..] I’m not gonna take a shotgun and shoot in in the head like Spike wants to do for this reality show. It’s bullshit, man, and this whole reality show is bullshit.”

[via Who Forted Blog]

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  1. First!

    Haha, just kidding. But not really.

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    1. Spike didn't have to make a fool out of this guy he did it all to himself . Bunker? What a weirdo! There are Respectable footers like Cliff and Randals then you have this Moron who represents the fringe. Did anyone think he looks like Sevie Rae Vahn? Good luck Bunker Boy! What a freak!

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    2. Its no wonder this ass looked like a fool, HE IS A FOOL! Don't worry what you look like to your family and friends, I'm sure they already know.

      Another awesome example of what the Magic Monkey community is offering the public as a creditable reseacher. Can't wait to see what freaks Spike did accept!! Keep it up Footers your represented very well!

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    3. Magic monkey community ...lol

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    4. The Magical Monkey Tour. The Magic Monkey Bus

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    5. The magic monkeys of mushroom land

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    6. I don't know if feeding them all the time is good....I wouldn't worry about them being dependent on you. It's a sasquatch not a pomeranian. I would worry they might get snappy if you skip a day or stop. I wouldn't want them to be pissed off.

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    7. You come into my neighborhood you stupid cock sucker ill piss on you too

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    8. Love how trolls don't know the primate difference between humans apes and monkeys just like they confuse evidence with proof. LMFAO

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    9. Even Jeff Meldrum doesn't think they are in all 50 states.

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    10. @anon 9:00
      Way to put us in our place, using that superior brain of yours
      But who out there chasing down those magic monkeys???
      When do u plan on showing us some real proof?

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    11. Magic monkeys never heard of them, hidden hominins soon.

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    12. How do you know that for sure anon 1:22?

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    13. Kill them all, kill all them thar bigfeeters. I'm tired of them stealing my kids used shitty dippars from the yard. They just shred them up all over the place. Though, I do think I have a good tounge cast from where they licked the shit out of the diapper. These fucking bigfoots have even slung some of them upside our trailer and let them run a shit slick down the sides of trailer. Just kill these shit eaters, I'm tired of this shit!!

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    14. I am first, always! I will be for mother Rusiskavaia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Wow! A rare glimps into the mindset of an average bigfoot hunter. Yeah boy!!! That was special..

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    1. The guy obviously is a troll.

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    2. I believe they travel via a cave/tunnel system. That could account for them being reported in every state, yet manage to stay "hidden".

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    3. Or it's people making shit up

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  3. Has anybody notified the authorities yet?

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    1. They are out there and yes, we can´t control them.

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  4. The line between happiness and bitterness can be mighty fine.

    On a side note, he kind of sound likes like Bill Murray's character in Caddyshack.

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  5. I checked his website and it looks like he has no problems with confidence- Perhaps a jack of all trades paranormal.

    My name is Timothy Holmes,I'm the number one,Cyptozoologists,living and searching for Bigfoot, Ghost, UFOs, and other strange Monsters, in and out of the Encyclopedia of Cryptozoology in the Beautiful city of Elmira, New York, in the United States of America.

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    1. He promised you'd see his "charisma" there.

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    2. I bet he's a chronic masturbator

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    3. ^ Proof it takes one to know one.

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    4. ^^^ proof it takes one to know one who knows one for sure

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  6. Interesting, a bigfoot bunker. Haha footers are holding back on us skeptics.

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    1. Don't group this paranormal freak in with us footers !

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    2. It gets a little crowded at the peak of harvest season when grandma needs to get at her fruit jars.

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  7. Who farted ?
    It's smells pretty squatchy now

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  8. Judging by this video I don't think he needs any editing or other help to be made to look like a jackass.

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    1. If one believes witnesses, they are seen quite often.

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    2. Yes witnesses are seen quite often too.

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  9. He's got my vote for being the bigfoot community's poster child. Bigfoot if ur reading this, your safe for at least another century or two.

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    1. The youngsters will come very close to your house. Worst case, they may even get on the roof. Make sure you lock your doors and windows when you aren't around.

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  10. Paranormal hunter? UFOs ?Nice . They are Toons! Footers are cool though.

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  11. Hell, if I thought I had a shot at ten million dollars I would pistol whip an orangutan in front of the Peta people.

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  12. No one has been officially cast yet. So how could he be already booted from the show?

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    1. He's anticipating it. Rejection is his only friend

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    2. Now that erection's out of the question.

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  13. I got 1/2 the way through it before his incessant whining compelled me to end his rant.

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    1. I can't stop imagining what outfits he steals from Mom to work his wobbly stroll in NYC. He's already swiped her Cher wig.

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  14. I agree.
    He obviously needed no help to make him look like a jackass

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  15. Yea it's guys like this and some others that makes me wonder if I should post anymore.

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    1. No, it's ok, keep posting. We understand that you are a different kind of crazy than him.

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    2. He's a genius compared to the trolls around here.

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  16. Why do idiots like this one, Fasano and Rick Dyer act like this is the WWE -- always sticking their ugly mugs in the camera with their faggy threats.

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    1. Don't be mad, just let it roll off your back.
      Whenever I'm feeling sad about Bigfooting, I go to my squatchy place. I do a couple tree knocks and a couple screams and it turns that frown upside down. That's when my squatchy place, becomes my hap-hap-happy place.

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    2. I appreciate that advice 6:50. I've got a fruit cellar like this dude. It should get me by until spring.

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  17. Thanks for this post. I tired to contact Spike, just to make sure they are asking for a Dead Bigfoot as proof. Of course I got no response. They are.
    They are offering $10 million to the killer. Move over Justin, we have some ass to kick out there.
    F'ing creepy TV. My goal is to shut the show down. You can help.
    Find out who and where these knuckle heads will be filming and report them to local authorities, any violation works: permit for filming, anything.
    Boycotts are old school, but they do work. Taterholes.

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    1. No offense, but you're a dumbass.

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    2. No offense taken, I know. My dumbness doesn't change Spike's goal or the dumb asses that signed up to kill Bigfoot. I just irritate you, and maybe more. I can live with that.

      Killing Bigfoots for profit, not so much.

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    3. I don't think you or bigfoot has to worry, if this is an expale of candidates spike is pulling out of the footer pool.

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    4. Stupid people don't bother me Bro, it's cool.

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    5. Some one outta wash out his f#%*&ing mouth with Bigfoot Scat..

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    6. You can't kill, what you can't find...

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    7. Somebody's gonna get hurt making this show. You can see this one coming a mile away. The anti gun pusses will have another poster child

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    8. Nobody sane wants to kill here and what the fuck is Spike TV, what kind of lame ass name is that.

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  18. Forget about finding bigfoot. Catch this dude and bring him in to study. That's a fine footer specimen if I ever saw one.

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  19. For real?? WTF was that?? SNL skit, this guy represents what bigfoot hunters are?

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    1. Those with charisma like his.

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    2. When even a jackass like that dude can attract the trolls in droves you know we're on to something real here they can't resist being a part of from the sideline. I Old Rome they had ring fights to the death now it's this, of course trolls never were too clever but rather gullible creatures in nature so they've remained blissfully unware it's their turn in the ring any day now.

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  21. Damn I was hoping at the end, he was gonna break it down singing "Hero" by Enrigue Iglesias.

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  22. The magic of YouTube. It brings all kinds out of the woodwork.

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  23. That's a wood ruler with fake blood on it. Punk ass bitch. Grow up

    Great find shawn

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  24. Is it any mystery why Spike didn't want this guy?

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    1. I wouldn't want that gay sounding Spike TV either.

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  25. Dude in the video needs to take his meds.

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  26. Christ if there are fuckers out there hoaxing just for the 'fun' of it. $10m is going spark a hoax Tsunami. Bring it on fakers.

    MMG

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  28. Is the ruler supposed to be threatening?

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  29. Tree peeping at 5:05! Watch in HD and freeze frame.

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    1. Haha good looking out!! Did you see his little stuff bigfoot doll behind him on the chair?

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  30. Well, he is right about one thing--Spike TV does fake a lot of their "Reality" shows.

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  31. Looks like Spike TV already had the "combination card carrying nutcase/moron" slot taken, which is why this jackass was rejected. He looks like he is a little on the bitter side. Otherwise, that was 8 minutes and 43 seconds that I will never get back. I feel cheated.

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    1. Hate to tell you but I think all the footers on the Spike show will end up being just a little fucking nuts. If not they wouldn't get people watching as there would be no one to laugh at

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  32. Stop the printing presses. This guy is proof positive that neanderthals are not in fact extinct. We can now rewrite the history books, and get it right this time.

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