Monday, January 14, 2013

Watch this: The Bigfoot Report - Melba Ketchum DNA study expected to release this week


Melba Ketchum DNA study is rumored to be released this week. Also this week, Ketchum actively seeking support for Federal protection of the sasquatch. Wrapping up, Daisy hoaxer, Ed Smith brought to bigfooting justice.

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    1. But really, after all the crazy things that are going on. I will wait for the proof before spreading the word of Ketchum.

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    2. Go out on the porch late at night and start playing the flute. Soothe and relax them.

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    3. Wow! This week! The editors at Bigfoot Evidence are such posting robots. That study WILL NOT be released this week. They must post everything that comes in their inbox. It makes this website look like absolute shit. And it is shit. None of these rumors ever come true. The robot postings have make this website the World Net Daily of bigfoot evidence. They should rename the site Bigfoot bullshit.

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    4. Or how about Troll Magnet Central.

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    5. Population disbursement has always intrigued me.

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    6. Can't wait for all you doubters to eat shit!!!!!!!

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    7. We'll it's got to get published first and unless you've read it already (which I bet you haven't) how do you know for sure what's in it?

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    8. To anon 7:40 if you ain't notice this blog's about Bigfoot, you know the mythical creature! If everything Bigfooters promised actually happened then he would be varified by science and there'd be no discussion or blogs anymore!

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  2. I WILL SUCK SHARON L. STENCH TRENCH !!AND EAT FRESH DOG SHIT ,on YOUTUBE FOR ALL TO SEE IF THIS BULLSHIT HAPPENS !!!yours truly,, mellisa h.

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    1. STENCH TRENCH!! LMFAO THAT IS A GOOD ONE!!!

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    2. that was robbie shaw who posted at 1:32 AM

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    3. Nice reply anon 2:29 to yourself . Stop pretending to be another poster .

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  3. What about the frickin HD video she was always talking about; will that be released too?

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    1. This is the sound of me NOT holding my breath.

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    2. I think we are in store for something soon. I hope it will be undeniable proof of existence but like others, am not holding my breath. I can't see anyone going this far and now putting up a petition on the white house web site for protecting bigfoot. It is one of two things. Checkmate for Dr Ketchum with her study releasing the final death throes of her career.

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    3. Damn phone, it should say, OR the final...

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    4. Recommend putting up some kind of visible marker, like a fence of any kind, around your area. Then pee around this fence/marker. Tell them it is okay for them to come inside your area if its important, and you are just letting them know where your area is.

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    5. The trolls always knew it'd come to this eventually, the petition's just a first step.

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    6. Ketchum is nuts, but she's crafty. What she's trying to do is corner the Bigfoot market!

      If her bullshit study claiming that Bigfoots are part human ever does come out, the capture of a live or dead Bigfoot would quickly debunk her hypothesis. Thus her witchy habituator "protection" scheme to cover her tracks. With all the copyrights and patents she's been buying up, even claiming original artwork as her own property, making it illegal to bring in Bigfoot for testing would make her Queen of Bigfoot Enterprises, LLC.

      See what I mean? Crafty, but still crazy.

      Don't sign the petition. Show us the monkey dammit, not some half-assed pseudoscience report or a pay for view documentary.

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    7. Monkeys have tails you twit great apes don't. Besides, a capture is unlikely but in fact would only prove her right which is why DNA comes first then video. New apes found Africa aren't captured either they studied from afar.

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    8. Which new apes in Africa? The majority of new spiecies are collected when discovered so testing can be done especially if it's something truely unique. I'm sure even if the White House approved of this petition they'd make exceptions for scientific research and think really what they're wanting to do is stop them being hunted. Of course the White House will treat this in the same jokey way it did the Death Star petition! The only way to prove he's real is to give us a body!!

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    9. Quite. And until we have one, no new age restrictions on how we get it.

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    10. I want to see a stuffed and mounted troll in the Smithonian to prove they exist. Got their DNA already and it has extra chromosomes.

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  4. It's another hoax footers. Damn u footers are gullible

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    1. and sad, at the same time.

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    2. The bigfoot site trollers full of denial is yes indeed, next up they'll be full of crow.

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    3. Skippy's an asshole, but he's right about this one. Nobody's ever going to be eating crow over the Ketchum Report. She is a crank, and her so called "report" will never be taken seriously by anybody who hasn't already bought into it, no matter what it says.

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    4. That's the funny thing they've bought into it without even reading it themselves!!! How stupid!

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  5. I've never heard this before..... oh wait pretty much every week for the last 2 years. There's no 'foot, no 'foot DNA, no 'foot paper. There's just a cat vet with sample of bear with human contamination that somehow was interpreted as Bigfoot is human. Literally class A toonage. YCMTSU.

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    1. It is a sad way to try and prove the existence of a creature that doesn't exist. Since simple methods of cameras and film just don't work in this advance age of technology.

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    2. That's why she said she is releasing HD footage with it because film alone nowadays won't cut it. Late to the story?

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    3. "Film alone won't cut it" -classic footer tripe.

      Just because no-one accepts the PGF hoax (and rightly so) and every other piece of footage is blobsquatch junk doesn't mean DECENT film wouldn't be accepted.

      Imagine a film of one running down a deer or working in a group to hunt or one swimming under water to snatch a duck or any one of the wild claims made by footers about what these creatures do. The footage would prove without a doubt the existence.

      However no such footage will ever exist of an imaginary creature.

      Looks like it's back to bad DNA science for you footers.

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    4. Are you an idiot ? No one accepts the PG film ? Actually most people and experts who studied it do find it real! What planet have you been living on? Where do these Morons come from on this site?

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    5. Most experts? You mean 1 guy who got fired from his last job as a make up artist and hasn't worked in the industry since? lol.

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    6. Bigfoot needs your love.

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    7. 5:13 remember, these are all foot trolls in denial we're conversing with here, after all it's their whole life's meaning to type crap and naively hope things will turn around but really know that ship's sailed leaving them at the shore.
      Yes indeed most if not all experts carefully studying the film have found nothing to indicate fakery, instead everyone from scientists to film experts have concluded whatever it is it's a live nonhuman body and no fraud. In other words the signs cynics promote just aren't there in real life.

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    8. anon 4:43/Parnassus/Timmy/Sharon/Bigfoot is BS, how is your project to duplicate the PGF with 1967 technology coming? We are expecting your presentation in January 2014. It had better be good.

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    9. Skippy the Dickless knows the PGF has never been credibly debunked. He says that over and over in every thread just ro get a rise out if you. Its all he has in his sad little life.
      Also, it makes his little nub swell.

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    10. P.S. Skippy is not Sharon. Sharon is a skeptic, not a troll.

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    11. Patty's never been proven to be a fake it's also not varified to be 100% authentic either and as only Patterson and Gimlin know for sure unless Gimlin confesses before he passes on no one will find out. To be honest anyone who looks at it and gives it a 100% thumbs up or down is full of shit. I will say there are many people out there who already have an idea in their heads about the footage and just desperately try to over-analyse it to make it fit their views. I mean no matter how much you keep trying to clean it up it's still a very old piece of bad quality film!

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    12. 1000 years from now the footers will still be hoisting their PGF icon to the heavens and claiming absolute victory.

      You guys are funy. With one n.

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    13. And 1,000 years from now, pompus blowhards will still be claiming its a proven fake, with no more proof of it then than exists today.

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    14. Really you close minded morons guess your not so upto date with thisevidence,I think you need to gain some more knowledge before you go talking shit......moron

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  6. That DNA will most likely show bigfoot is closely related to the Kardashians.

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    1. If that's true it might explain why he doesn't want to be seen in public.

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    2. Now that's funny.

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  7. I will bet just about anything she won't release anything that will be cricial evidence! If Ketchum has any release a all it will be nothing but theroy and probability. No one holds evidence of proof of BF for over 2yrs. There would have been more photos and video out in all this time.

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    1. Year in year out the evidence never comes. Why? there ain't no monkey out there.

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    2. They're not monkeys, they're flesh and blood, intelligent beings and you'd better show them some respect.

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    3. Yeah... they might be like the 10-ft guys that show up at Joe Black's back porch in the city every night to steal dog food and window peep. Of course, there's no photo to show you... but be very, very afraid.

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    4. You might get ape raped.

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    5. Would you like to be alone with yourself?
      Oh, right... you already are.

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    6. Did your invisible UFO spy on me again?

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  8. I don't remember the giant squid facebook protection group or the giant squid clothing range or the giant squid hd video that no-one was allowed to see.

    Its all toons folks. Not how real science is done.

    Mulder is the left defender of the faith.

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    1. Mulder's world is collapsing around him.

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    2. Mulder here,

      Yeachgjjhugbhgg!!!!! Aaaarrrgghhhhh MELDRUUUUmmmmm...

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    3. 10 seconds left in the game . . .

      Mulder: DNA - DNA - DNA - DNA

      Melba fumbles and the game is lost.

      Mulder: Well the game was rigged from the very beginning and the refs were all against her.

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    4. Hate it when he's right cuz he's such a dick.

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    5. Lucky guess because I read minds well !

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  9. Can't trust the woman after seeing she's putting out a press photo that looks nothing like her.

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    1. Yeah, you should trust her, because she's an important scientist and she knows how DNA works and how to prove that Bigfoots exist.

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    2. @11:01, what important contributions has Dr. Ketchum made to science? Note: Press releases and unreleased/unpublished papers do not count as contributions.

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    3. Apparently, she helped in the mapping of the equine gnome? Of course that could mean that she sterilised test tubes.......

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  10. Anon 452... That was an awesome post!! Your point has no rebutal to it! Finally a real thinking person on this Blog!!!!

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  11. It's not the Bigfoots we need to be concerned about, they're harmless. We should be focusing on the lizard men. They are a real threat and will destroy us and our society, unless we take action now.

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    1. Tell me about it, lizard men feed on human flesh. If that's not something to be concerned about, I don't know what is.

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    2. I don't think the lizard men eating people is anything at all to worry about. There's too many people in the herd, and the herd needs culling. They'll only catch and eat the stupid, the sick and the weak. It's good for the health of the herd. It's always been that way.

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    3. The Draco won't braid your hair...to them your head is a bucket of treats.

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    4. Judging by some of the idiots that post on here the herd needs to be thinned drastically get Ketchum's palls and some horses to go meet them!

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  12. The Knower here,

    I can officially CONFIRM the paper will not be released this week. It will also not appear in any journal.

    Sincere best wishes,
    The Knower

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    1. My sources are telling me the same thing. They are also telling me that IF she releases anything, it will be online, through her website. Right alongside the Bigfoot clothing line she'll be selling.

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    2. Screw that NotKnower he's never been right about anything so this would be a first.

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    3. My sources tell me it will never be published and Ketchum is already moving on.... To Bat Boy!

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  13. This is such wonderful news. I have waited so long for this to happen. The wonderful and beautiful Sasquatch will finally get the protection they need, to save them and their families from the murderous humans. No longer will I have to cry, when I think about how Bigfoot mothers and their little children are senselessly slaughtered.

    Susiq
    The crazy cat lady

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    1. Susiq, are you still drinking your own used douche? I told you before its not good for you. You need to save what brain cells you have left. LMFAO!!!!

      Kill them all, I'm tired of them stealing my kids used shitty dippars from the yard. They just shred them up all over the place. Though, I do think I have a good tounge cast from where they licked the shit out of the diapper. These fucking bigfoots have even slung some of them upside our trailer and let them run a shit slick down the sides of trailer. Just kill these shit eaters, I'm tired of this shit!!

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    2. ^ No one from our modern day and age talking there; confirmed prehistoric caveman.

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    3. Go fuck yourself 844... I think there is an Opra blog you can get on. I think they even have a fresh tampax you can put in... Damn, don't come here if you can't hack it.

      poor poor baby.

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    4. ^^^ Dickless. Get a girlfriend to tickle your nub, Skippy.

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  14. People are stupid. They think Dr. K hired a designer for clothes, t-shirts, etc... the designer was for the new web site (SGP)! Yes Graphic Designers hired was most likely to design their new Web Sites, not Bigfoot Clothing!!

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    1. Think about it. If this Melba Toast character was serious, do you think she'd be worried about and wasting time putting out a clothing line to go with her website???

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    2. I hear the C. Barackman ascots are divine!

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  15. We are currently experiencing the golden age of the 'foot. 'Footin will be done before the year is out, to be resigned to the history books. But be sure to enjoy the circus show in the meantime. Hilarious times to come.

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    1. I sincerely hope you're referring to the fact that the Ketchum study will prove the Sasquatch species real quite soon, thus relegating all those old ape books and fantasy tv shows to the comics section.

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    2. Breaking News : Bigfoot "Daisy" Eats Ketchum DNA Study. Unlike "Daisy" No Release In Sight.

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    3. Anon 8:47 where's the proof for this? Again another person just lapping this shit up without a shred of evidence!

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    4. Its Melba, or her Wiccan priestess publicist.
      *yawn*

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  16. Mission Accomplished, Again!

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  17. The only thing Ketchum is going to release this week is more flatulence.

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    1. She looks to have a serious case of flubber butt.

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  18. Ketchum has never said she would release anything at all. Its only in blogs, like this one, that it was said she would release something. This is nothing more than a promotion to keep you coming back to the site. All your ever going to get is rumors to keep the myth alive. This is one of the myths that people are able to prepecuate to make a living from.

    Simple minds believe simple things

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    1. She don't have to show you people nothing. She should show it to us though, we believe in her.

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    2. She has to show us everything numbnuts otherwise she's not only hoaxing she's potentially committed fraud and if your stupid enough to believe in her without seeing any proof then I'm really an exiled African prince of a wealthy nation and if you make a donation when I recover my throne I will give you great riches!!!! Idiot

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    3. What difference does it make? Its Melba Ketchum for fuque's sake. It doesn't matter what her "study" says.

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    4. ^^^DNA does not lie. Doesn't matter who does the science if the science is good.

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    5. Sheisters lie. That's what Melba Ketchum is.

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  19. Aah, the eternal optimism of the Bigfoot true beleiver.

    No mater how strong the evidence is to the contrary, no matter how many times the same predictions have proven themselves wrong, no matter how fantastical the very idea is, their faith never wavers.

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    1. Yes, they're gullible, but no, there is no evidence to the contrary.

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    2. Yep, that's the only reason I troll this blog, it amazes me just how many people are stupid enough to get sucked into all this BS. I need to find my own way to profit off this and suck up all the suckers cash.

      Keep believing loosers, its totally entertaining!!!

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    3. It's not easy, I've tried it many times.
      I've got some hoax ideas in the works that might make me a bundle of cash though.

      The hoaxer formerly known as Ed Smith.

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    4. ^ Geek in denial. If you weren't talking so loudly out your ass you'd notice no footer here (those bothering to visit) ever believed any Daisy story or believed any other fake bullshit of late, the hoaxes are perpetrated by the likes of you and nobody's actually falling for them so there's been none of the disappointment or high hopes smashed or however you true sore losers usually phrase it. LMFAO

      In fact, it is clearly your own smashed hopes you're commenting on here and being sorely disappointed in since nobody's fallen for them. LOL Now if the Ketchum study failed - which it won't - then you could say there'd be footer disappointment but that hasn't happened nor will it, the results that is, they'll be similar in data for future studies no matter who's doing the testing. Basically you trolls are walking zombies whose blockheads this newsflash just hasn't quite reached the neck of yet.

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    5. Hey! Asshole! Do not promote him to the status of Geek. He's not nearly smart enough, and he doesn't have the imagination for it.

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    6. AnOn 12:31.
      Perfectly said. Thank you !!!!

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    7. Anon 12:31 have you any inside information on the Ketchum study like a copy or you're involved in any way? If not then how do you know anything bout the unpublished study? It could remain unpublished.

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  20. Anybody else catch thank chink scientist tht threw in the towel?


    Been chinese squatchin for fifty years, tracking down every track, hair and witness account.

    Zip. Zero. Zilch. Just a smelly Zagnut.

    The only good macaque is a dead macaque!

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  21. The official, MM IS A LIAR countdown, has commenced ladies and gentS. As we all know, MM claimed that the entire Ketchum DNA study was a hoax. Publication of the study will prove that Matt Moneymaker was greatly in error and proving his lack of expertise in the subject matter of Bigfoot.

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  22. Lots of post here for Bullshit Stories!
    I signed the petition and back her anaylsis so far. I have not seen anyone prove or come up with any other explanation or theory about what they think a Bigfoot/Sasquatch is. While these animals, unlike ourselves, have been living predominantly without the need of protection because they do avoid us homospapiens like the plague for most parts. Yet, there is the occasional person that shoots at them because they don't have any clue or have anything but fear and fear makes us afraid and act stupid. Otherwise, why do people shoot at them? Most reports I hear is from fear and fear of the unknown. Never shooting in self defense from the reports I read. I wander where the fuck do you people get your info from? Like knowing when this report will be published or how do you know that? How the hell can you put on your own blog the same bullshit hoaxers are claiming and you back them up by supporting their claims by writing about it here? Also, some things taken off other parts of the internet is twisted, altered, or construed to meet your own goals of sensationalism by posting bullshit! I bet you don't even read the comment section of your own blog Shawn! You probably just look at how many comments or have a tracker to see how many people have at least come to your site to read or look at it. How about some of the bullshit in your own backyard is addressed as well. Can I also say that you are a Bigfoot sensationalist and have the back and support of every hoaxer out there that has an extraordinary claim and you put it up for everyone to see? I think so! Lets see what the next Bigfoot bullshit story will be. I bet it will not be anything that helps the Bigfoot community but undermines it, discredits it, and proves to the world that Bigfooters are bullshit and crazy! Care to respond on your blog on how you support the Bigfoot community?

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    1. Why do I support the petition? Well, the Bigfoots share a lot of the same features as humans do. They have 2 legs, 2 arms, a nose, a mouth, teeth, lips, hair, walk bi-pedal, have feet that look like our do, have hands that look like ours do, can use their own language and speech plus they scream, howl, moan, and wail. They can communicate with each other non-verbally as well using woodknocking, stone clacking, and throwing sticks and stones. They make structures, for sleeping on and or under. Maybe some for territory or warnings. They are omnivorous like us. They have families like us. The female Bigfoots have breast like human females do. They live all over the world and in different climates, from cold to hot zones. They are very much like humans. Do you have to be human to live in houses or does a shelter of grass and sticks qualify as well. Are the people of the Amazon Jungle not people because they live like their ancestors did for centuries? In stick and leaves for shelters and have no plumbing, running water, or a cast iron skillet to cook in. Maybe they are animals like us and just live differently. What qualify's us as human or an Indiginous Peoples from other animals of this planet? What is the defining and deciding factor that say's we are human and nothing else in this world is? I think we would have to be naive to think that. Tell me what makes us different from Bigfoot besides the size, living arrangements, hair, intelligence(not too far off from us!LOL) and other obvious characteristics. Let me know what you think!!!!!!

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    2. we are much too material to live beside nature.

      Unlike the amazing beautiful sasquatch beings.

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  23. I am just curious. If the bigfoot get federal protection as a species, will we be seeing them in zoos across the world?

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